Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
A Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel
A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Pasadena
An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat